Dear Mrs. D:
I have a great guilt thinking that my 13-year-old daughter is a bitch. Are these thoughts normal? She is always right, always stirring trouble with the younger kids, expects me to drop everything for her, and refuses to help with household chores because “she didn’t make the mess” My only thought that comes to mind is…what a bitch! -someone save ME!
-New and Annoyed
Dear New and Annoyed:
People who complain about something that seems manageable to the rest of the world ARE annoying but try not to let them get under your skin. Chances are high that the same mom who has a good sleeper struggles with something else. The grass is really never greener, trust me.
Dear Mrs. D:
People that constantly comment on the size my child annoy me. He is tall. We are aware. His/her statement of this fact is by no way bringing it to my attention for the first time. What the hell do they want me to do? Startle and say “my god he is tall – thank you, thank you for pointing that out to me”?
-Mother of the Tall One
Dear Mother of the Tall One:
For some stupid reason people feel they need to state the obvious. It starts with pregnancy and never really goes away. I think you should come up with a funny reply like “Yeah…he’s a big boy. You should see the size of his penis?” Ha ha ha! That will get rid of ’em.
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